January 2011
ugh I want to punch my roommate in the face
how does someone just not think things through
SIMPLE THINGS
like making plans
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO SCHEDULE EVENTS ASDGIADFSNGHKAESFHNGFIDGFUCKDSJGNGSNDKGNADFBNAKDGNADSKGBNADS
December 2010
so my dealer friend who got shot 3 times
is sitting in my livingroom watching dexter haha this dude has some sick wounds dudes got like 50 staples in his legs but hes walking
this fucking guy is so lucky both bullets went straight through his leg and one grazed the left side of his face and the ambulance took 40 minutes to get to him and he didn’t completely bleed out
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I just coughed out of my nose
so-this-one-day-i-was-like-:
I keep having the dream that I am doing a whole group women’s hair for a special event, and Marilyn Monroe is in the group and as I walk over to do her hair I touch her hair and it’s super soft so I ask her what she uses on it and she leans in and says “It’s a secret but I’ll just tell you..I use _____” And after she says what she uses„ I wake up everytime and forget...
jeremydavies:
nothingbutaspaceman replied to your post: he was a handsome skateboarder why is everything…
what are you reading?
palo alto stories by james franco
the reviews on Amazon are not good
But reading how shocked and upset these people are is making me want to read it even more haha Ill have to go pick up a copy
So I thought my dealer
was just MIA but this mother fucker got shot three times in the leg by some dude in a ski mask and thats why hes been hard to reach poor guy
I've wanted a cigarette
for the past 2 hours but I cant leave my house to go buy some because I can’t stop watching this 48 Hours Hard Evidence episode
Just put Galaxy Quest in
and the first thing that comes on is a BEAUTIFUL trailer for Star Trek IM SO SAD that I only have it on blueray because I only have a dvd player
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I had a good day
but I feel sad
Last Year on this day was one of the worst days of...
Even though its not all good Shits WAY better than last year
Spending the day at my roommates parents house
Her mom is the best cook and she made me stuffing for Christmas!!
I feel like im prettier in pictures
I look way more plain irl
HOW MANY MORE FUCKING TIMES CAN ONE PERSON BURN...
MOTHER FUCKER
What I got for Xmas
48count cans of cat food huge bag of kitty litter
$100 gift card to Walmart so stuff for my cats and groceries
is it lame of me to be completely happy with it? I feel like I should want something else Idk I’ve always got a lot for Christmas but this year its been tough times for everyone. Those presents save me a lot of money haha
When your best friend says someone else is their...
discoverwhoiam:
bahahaha
Hoda Kotb
please stop singing
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URGH
I love my cat BUT I’M STARTING TO FUCKING HATE CATE
Hes a really good cat and hes sweet and floppy but hes a lil fucker and sometimes I want to murder him and he tears up the house but then he will be cute
but hes really stressing me out and I dont need to feel stressed right now
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I want to change my name
not my tumblr name but my actual name
Thinking about buying a wig
maybe it will give me more job options
this teal hairs holding me back but im not changing it
That awkward moment when you're talking and you...
something-there:
So then your voice just kind of fades out mid-sentence and you pretend you never said anything.
I must make it EXTRA awkward because I finish my sentence with out fading out my voice.
YES The Santa Clause is on
Tim Allen is hot in this movie lol pre santa fat and beard
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Squirel just scratched my chin
NOT MY FACE MY BEAUTIFUL FACE
Its funny how on tumblr, we let strangers read...
keanamorrison:
but we keep secrets from our closest friends.
its because there’s nothing to be afraid of.
sometimes I don’t even feel comfortable posting some things cause I have a couple friends irl who follow me
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my burn still hurts
WHY GOD WHY
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so when im stoned
Ill go to reblog things and ill add a comment that while im typing it its Brilliant and then I read it back before i click the button and realize that if i post it ill sound crazy so then I dont post it at all i kind of want to stop doing that