Youre not getting off that easy. So six days before Valentines day I got dumped by a nerd who wants to be able to sleep with other people. Then the very next day I chipped and broke my tooth. It broke down below the gum line and because I have no money for a bridge or an implant I had to have it pulled today. So not only am I single but I’m also sporting a smile with one tooth less. It looks like a similar version of Amy Winehouse except the one behind where her gap was. Who the fuck will want me now?

I’m so depressed and I’m hating my pity party